Let's say there was a horrible zombie holocaust and you're stuck choosing between two celebrities to help you survive. Which one do you pick? Any justification is valid, but has to be thoroughly explained.
Today's celebrities are...
Crispin Glover (Back to the Future, The Doors, Willard)
or
Justin Long ( Accepted, Mac commercials, Live Free or Die Hard)
My pick is Crispin. He's flat out crazy and his connections to rats would come in handy in a pinch. Plus, I'd get to say "Hey McFly" all the time and he'd be okay with it. He's a little long in the tooth compared to Justin Long, but is better built and I would have no problem sacrificing him to zombies if the need arose. Besides, I have a feeling Justin Long would be kind of a whiny sidekick. Just a hunch. Comments? Suggestions?
1 comment:
I'm going to choose Justin Long. I've got a sneaking suspicion that Crispin Glover is actually more of a liability than a help in a zombie apocalypse. He's got (had?) a decent drug habit at one point, and when celebrity drug use becomes public, you know they're probably hitting it harder than their more discrete friends. Top that off with his erratic behavior, and I don't think that he's the best choice. I appreciate that he had fight training from Charlie's Angels, but again, liability.
Justin Long strikes me as the more versatile choice. He doesn't seem to have any extreme problems, and he seems relatively well-rounded. To top it off, I think I'd probably get along better with Long than Glover, which is an important component of the zombie holocaust.
Justin Long for me.
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